Trader consensus on Polymarket assigns a 96.2% implied probability to "No" for Jesus Christ's return before 2027, reflecting the absence of any verifiable biblical signs—such as global cataclysms, the Antichrist's covenant, or widespread divine confirmation—amid a history of failed Second Coming predictions from fringe prophets and online speculation. Recent viral social media claims, like March 2026 posts teasing specific April dates, have come and gone without incident, reinforcing skepticism among capital-backed bettors who prioritize empirical evidence over unverified eschatological narratives. With over $53 million in volume, the market's stability underscores cultural dismissal of doomsday hype; an upset would require an unambiguous, universally witnessed event by December 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET, though such low-probability black swans remain theoretically possible in prophecy markets.