Trader consensus on Polymarket overwhelmingly favors "No" at 98.4% implied probability for Jesus Christ's return before 2027, anchored by the stark absence of verifiable biblical end-times indicators—no great tribulation, antichrist emergence, or cosmic signs—in the past 30 days or broader recent history. This high confidence stems from mainstream Christian doctrine's emphasis on unpredictability ("no one knows the day or hour," per Matthew 24:36) and a long track record of debunked prophecies, from 19th-century Millerites to modern fringe claims that fizzled without impact. Cultural buzz around the market itself, including viral social media speculation, has failed to move odds. Realistic upsets hinge on sudden, globally witnessed cataclysms aligning with Revelation imagery before December 31, 2026, though traders dismiss such black swans as negligible risks.