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poorersob

Joined Dec 2025·6.5K views

Brother I ask many times yet I see no tikki phonk. Brother I can assure you if no tikki phonk there will be no next time capiche 🗿🍷

$16.7K

Positions Value

$8,050.69

Biggest Win

8,424

Markets Traded

Total PnL
+$350.9K
Total Volume
58.5M

Profit/Loss

-$48.28
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Trump out as President before 2027?

No 94¢
10,000.0 shares

94¢

95.8¢

$9,575.00$175.00 (1.86%)
icon for Trump out as President before 2027?

Trump out as President before 2027?

No 94¢
10,000.0 shares
$9,575.00$175.00 (1.86%)
icon for Will the U.S. invade Iran before 2027?

Will the U.S. invade Iran before 2027?

No 77.5¢
4,999.7 shares

77.5¢

84.5¢

$4,224.76$348.13 (8.98%)
icon for Will the U.S. invade Iran before 2027?

Will the U.S. invade Iran before 2027?

No 77.5¢
4,999.7 shares
$4,224.76$348.13 (8.98%)
icon for New "Stranger Things" episode released by December 31?

New "Stranger Things" episode released by December 31?

No 96¢
1,020.0 shares

96¢

97.4¢

$992.97$13.71 (1.4%)
icon for New "Stranger Things" episode released by December 31?

New "Stranger Things" episode released by December 31?

No 96¢
1,020.0 shares
$992.97$13.71 (1.4%)
icon for Will Bitcoin dip to $45,000 by December 31, 2026?

Will Bitcoin dip to $45,000 by December 31, 2026?

No 54¢
1,000.0 shares

54¢

95.9¢

$958.48$418.57 (77.53%)
icon for Will Bitcoin dip to $45,000 by December 31, 2026?

Will Bitcoin dip to $45,000 by December 31, 2026?

No 54¢
1,000.0 shares
$958.48$418.57 (77.53%)
icon for GTA VI released by October 31?

GTA VI released by October 31?

No 97.1¢
500.0 shares

97.1¢

99.5¢

$497.24$11.75 (2.42%)
icon for GTA VI released by October 31?

GTA VI released by October 31?

No 97.1¢
500.0 shares
$497.24$11.75 (2.42%)
icon for Will GameStop acquire eBay?

Will GameStop acquire eBay?

No 84.7¢
500.0 shares

84.7¢

94.5¢

$472.50$49.00 (11.57%)
icon for Will GameStop acquire eBay?

Will GameStop acquire eBay?

No 84.7¢
500.0 shares
$472.50$49.00 (11.57%)
icon for Will Bitcoin dip to $30,000 by December 31, 2026?

Will Bitcoin dip to $30,000 by December 31, 2026?

No 96.1¢
20.0 shares

96.1¢

98.5¢

$19.69$0.47 (2.45%)
icon for Will Bitcoin dip to $30,000 by December 31, 2026?

Will Bitcoin dip to $30,000 by December 31, 2026?

No 96.1¢
20.0 shares
$19.69$0.47 (2.45%)
icon for Will Trump resign before 2027?

Will Trump resign before 2027?

No 96.7¢
9.5 shares

96.7¢

97.5¢

$9.26$0.08 (0.83%)
icon for Will Trump resign before 2027?

Will Trump resign before 2027?

No 96.7¢
9.5 shares
$9.26$0.08 (0.83%)
icon for Bitcoin Up or Down - March 17, 6:50AM-6:55AM ET

Bitcoin Up or Down - March 17, 6:50AM-6:55AM ET

Down 35.6¢
594.9 shares

35.6¢

0¢

$0.00-$211.91 (-100%)
icon for Bitcoin Up or Down - March 17, 6:50AM-6:55AM ET

Bitcoin Up or Down - March 17, 6:50AM-6:55AM ET

Down 35.6¢
594.9 shares
$0.00-$211.91 (-100%)
icon for Ethereum Up or Down - August 8, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET

Ethereum Up or Down - August 8, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET

Down 49.5¢
50.0 shares

49.5¢

0¢

$0.00-$24.76 (-100%)
icon for Ethereum Up or Down - August 8, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET

Ethereum Up or Down - August 8, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET

Down 49.5¢
50.0 shares
$0.00-$24.76 (-100%)
icon for Bitcoin Up or Down - April 12, 4:15PM-4:20PM ET

Bitcoin Up or Down - April 12, 4:15PM-4:20PM ET

Up 55¢
222.0 shares

55¢

0¢

$0.00-$122.09 (-100%)
icon for Bitcoin Up or Down - April 12, 4:15PM-4:20PM ET

Bitcoin Up or Down - April 12, 4:15PM-4:20PM ET

Up 55¢
222.0 shares
$0.00-$122.09 (-100%)
icon for Bitcoin Up or Down - March 27, 11:35PM-11:40PM ET

Bitcoin Up or Down - March 27, 11:35PM-11:40PM ET

Down 3¢
500.0 shares

3¢

0¢

$0.00-$15.00 (-100%)
icon for Bitcoin Up or Down - March 27, 11:35PM-11:40PM ET

Bitcoin Up or Down - March 27, 11:35PM-11:40PM ET

Down 3¢
500.0 shares
$0.00-$15.00 (-100%)
icon for Bitcoin Up or Down - March 7, 2:15PM-2:20PM ET

Bitcoin Up or Down - March 7, 2:15PM-2:20PM ET

Up 47¢
57.3 shares

47¢

0¢

$0.00-$26.93 (-100%)
icon for Bitcoin Up or Down - March 7, 2:15PM-2:20PM ET

Bitcoin Up or Down - March 7, 2:15PM-2:20PM ET

Up 47¢
57.3 shares
$0.00-$26.93 (-100%)
icon for Bitcoin Up or Down - April 17, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET

Bitcoin Up or Down - April 17, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET

Down 26¢
85.1 shares

26¢

0¢

$0.00-$22.15 (-100%)
icon for Bitcoin Up or Down - April 17, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET

Bitcoin Up or Down - April 17, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET

Down 26¢
85.1 shares
$0.00-$22.15 (-100%)
icon for Bitcoin Up or Down - April 24, 6:45PM-6:50PM ET

Bitcoin Up or Down - April 24, 6:45PM-6:50PM ET

Down 16¢
890.7 shares

16¢

0¢

$0.00-$142.16 (-100%)
icon for Bitcoin Up or Down - April 24, 6:45PM-6:50PM ET

Bitcoin Up or Down - April 24, 6:45PM-6:50PM ET

Down 16¢
890.7 shares
$0.00-$142.16 (-100%)
icon for Bitcoin Up or Down - April 9, 1:20AM-1:25AM ET

Bitcoin Up or Down - April 9, 1:20AM-1:25AM ET

Up 51¢
979.6 shares

51¢

0¢

$0.00-$499.88 (-100%)
icon for Bitcoin Up or Down - April 9, 1:20AM-1:25AM ET

Bitcoin Up or Down - April 9, 1:20AM-1:25AM ET

Up 51¢
979.6 shares
$0.00-$499.88 (-100%)
icon for Bitcoin Up or Down - March 3, 8:00PM-8:05PM ET

Bitcoin Up or Down - March 3, 8:00PM-8:05PM ET

Down 4¢
500.0 shares

4¢

0¢

$0.00-$20.00 (-100%)
icon for Bitcoin Up or Down - March 3, 8:00PM-8:05PM ET

Bitcoin Up or Down - March 3, 8:00PM-8:05PM ET

Down 4¢
500.0 shares
$0.00-$20.00 (-100%)
icon for Bitcoin Up or Down - March 11, 7:45PM-7:50PM ET

Bitcoin Up or Down - March 11, 7:45PM-7:50PM ET

Up 2¢
222.0 shares

2¢

0¢

$0.00-$4.44 (-100%)
icon for Bitcoin Up or Down - March 11, 7:45PM-7:50PM ET

Bitcoin Up or Down - March 11, 7:45PM-7:50PM ET

Up 2¢
222.0 shares
$0.00-$4.44 (-100%)
icon for Bitcoin Up or Down - March 29, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET

Bitcoin Up or Down - March 29, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET

Down 41.5¢
78.9 shares

41.5¢

0¢

$0.00-$32.71 (-100%)
icon for Bitcoin Up or Down - March 29, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET

Bitcoin Up or Down - March 29, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET

Down 41.5¢
78.9 shares
$0.00-$32.71 (-100%)
icon for Bitcoin Up or Down - April 5, 6:25AM-6:30AM ET

Bitcoin Up or Down - April 5, 6:25AM-6:30AM ET

Down 13.1¢
495.5 shares

13.1¢

0¢

$0.00-$64.98 (-100%)
icon for Bitcoin Up or Down - April 5, 6:25AM-6:30AM ET

Bitcoin Up or Down - April 5, 6:25AM-6:30AM ET

Down 13.1¢
495.5 shares
$0.00-$64.98 (-100%)