steeplejack

Joined Mar 2026·4.1K views

im a skilled tradesperson who scales high structures such as church spires, chimneys, towers, and bridges to perform repairs, maintenance, painting, and demolition

$0.53

Positions Value

$88.0K

Biggest Win

Markets Traded

Total PnL: -$430.8K
Total Volume: 11.8M

Profit/Loss

-$0.33

Past Day

Market

Avg

FDA approves Retatrutide this year?

Yes 31¢

20.0 shares

31¢

2.7¢

$0.53-$5.67 (-91.45%)

FDA approves Retatrutide this year?

Yes 31¢

20.0 shares

$0.53-$5.67 (-91.45%)

US x Iran permanent peace deal by April 22, 2026?

Yes 16.7¢

183,124.2 shares

16.7¢

0¢

$0.00-$30,612.69 (-100%)

US x Iran permanent peace deal by April 22, 2026?

Yes 16.7¢

183,124.2 shares

$0.00-$30,612.69 (-100%)

US x Iran permanent peace deal by May 22, 2026?

Yes 2.9¢

11,193.8 shares

2.9¢

0¢

$0.00-$329.70 (-100%)

US x Iran permanent peace deal by May 22, 2026?

Yes 2.9¢

11,193.8 shares

$0.00-$329.70 (-100%)

Iran closes its airspace by May 31?

Yes 44.5¢

9,998.1 shares

44.5¢

0¢

$0.00-$4,450.00 (-100%)

Iran closes its airspace by May 31?

Yes 44.5¢

9,998.1 shares

$0.00-$4,450.00 (-100%)

Trump announces end of military operations against Iran by April 30th?

Yes 14.9¢

20,850.5 shares

14.9¢

0¢

$0.00-$3,104.16 (-100%)

Trump announces end of military operations against Iran by April 30th?

Yes 14.9¢

20,850.5 shares

$0.00-$3,104.16 (-100%)

Will Donald Trump announce that the United States blockade of the Strait of Hormuz has been lifted by April 23, 2026?

Yes 3.6¢

21,869.8 shares

3.6¢

0¢

$0.00-$787.84 (-100%)

Will Donald Trump announce that the United States blockade of the Strait of Hormuz has been lifted by April 23, 2026?

Yes 3.6¢

21,869.8 shares

$0.00-$787.84 (-100%)

Will 80 or more ships transit the Strait of Hormuz between May 18-May 24?

Yes 3.6¢

3,049.8 shares

3.6¢

0¢

$0.00-$109.79 (-100%)

Will 80 or more ships transit the Strait of Hormuz between May 18-May 24?

Yes 3.6¢

3,049.8 shares

$0.00-$109.79 (-100%)

Israel x Iran permanent peace deal by April 30, 2026?

Yes 10¢

1,100.0 shares

10¢

0¢

$0.00-$110.00 (-100%)

Israel x Iran permanent peace deal by April 30, 2026?

Yes 10¢

1,100.0 shares

$0.00-$110.00 (-100%)

MicroStrategy sells any Bitcoin by May 31, 2026?

Yes 56¢

16,099.5 shares

56¢

0¢

$0.00-$9,015.50 (-100%)

MicroStrategy sells any Bitcoin by May 31, 2026?

Yes 56¢

16,099.5 shares

$0.00-$9,015.50 (-100%)

Iran closes its airspace by May 21?

Yes 16.9¢

223,420.4 shares

16.9¢

0¢

$0.00-$37,699.74 (-100%)

Iran closes its airspace by May 21?

Yes 16.9¢

223,420.4 shares

$0.00-$37,699.74 (-100%)

Israel x Iran permanent peace deal by April 22, 2026?

Yes 7¢

2,100.0 shares

7¢

0¢

$0.00-$147.00 (-100%)

Israel x Iran permanent peace deal by April 22, 2026?

Yes 7¢

2,100.0 shares

$0.00-$147.00 (-100%)

US x Iran permanent peace deal by June 30, 2026?

No 43¢

0.3 shares

43¢

0¢

$0.00-$0.13 (-99.94%)

US x Iran permanent peace deal by June 30, 2026?

No 43¢

0.3 shares

$0.00-$0.13 (-99.94%)

Will Kevin Warsh be confirmed as Fed Chair?

No 4.2¢

187,688.9 shares

4.2¢

0¢

$0.00-$7,875.24 (-100%)

Will Kevin Warsh be confirmed as Fed Chair?

No 4.2¢

187,688.9 shares

$0.00-$7,875.24 (-100%)

Will Jorge Nieto win the 2026 Peruvian presidential election?

Yes 11.6¢

9,702.6 shares

11.6¢

0¢

$0.00-$1,125.50 (-100%)

Will Jorge Nieto win the 2026 Peruvian presidential election?

Yes 11.6¢

9,702.6 shares

$0.00-$1,125.50 (-100%)

US x Iran diplomatic meeting by April 22, 2026?

Yes 23.9¢

3,707.5 shares

23.9¢

0¢

$0.00-$887.91 (-100%)

US x Iran diplomatic meeting by April 22, 2026?

Yes 23.9¢

3,707.5 shares

$0.00-$887.91 (-100%)

Trump kiss by May 31?

No 5¢

5,893.0 shares

5¢

0¢

$0.00-$294.58 (-100%)

Trump kiss by May 31?

No 5¢

5,893.0 shares

$0.00-$294.58 (-100%)

US x Iran ceasefire extended by April 21, 2026?

Yes 50.8¢

18,427.2 shares

50.8¢

0¢

$0.00-$9,370.10 (-100%)

US x Iran ceasefire extended by April 21, 2026?

Yes 50.8¢

18,427.2 shares

$0.00-$9,370.10 (-100%)

US x Iran diplomatic meeting by May 31, 2026?

Yes 15¢

15,000.0 shares

15¢

0¢

$0.00-$2,250.00 (-100%)

US x Iran diplomatic meeting by May 31, 2026?

Yes 15¢

15,000.0 shares

$0.00-$2,250.00 (-100%)

US x Iran permanent peace deal by May 31, 2026?

Yes 65.6¢

160,353.3 shares

65.6¢

0¢

$0.00-$105,268.40 (-100%)

US x Iran permanent peace deal by May 31, 2026?

Yes 65.6¢

160,353.3 shares

$0.00-$105,268.40 (-100%)

US x Iran permanent peace deal by May 26, 2026?

Yes 54.8¢

188.3 shares

54.8¢

0¢

$0.00-$103.14 (-100%)

US x Iran permanent peace deal by May 26, 2026?

Yes 54.8¢

188.3 shares

$0.00-$103.14 (-100%)