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heresjimmy

Joined Aug 2025·4.5K views

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$1,812.34

Positions Value

$37.8K

Biggest Win

372

Markets Traded

Total PnL
+$109.9K
Total Volume
2.4M

Profit/Loss

$344.44
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icon for Will the U.S. invade Iran before 2027?

Will the U.S. invade Iran before 2027?

Yes 17¢
17,200.0 shares

17¢

8.5¢

$1,462.00-$1,462.00 (-50%)
icon for Will the U.S. invade Iran before 2027?

Will the U.S. invade Iran before 2027?

Yes 17¢
17,200.0 shares
$1,462.00-$1,462.00 (-50%)
icon for Mitch McConnell steps down from Senate before his term ends?

Mitch McConnell steps down from Senate before his term ends?

No 54.8¢
286.5 shares

54.8¢

97.1¢

$278.21$121.21 (77.2%)
icon for Mitch McConnell steps down from Senate before his term ends?

Mitch McConnell steps down from Senate before his term ends?

No 54.8¢
286.5 shares
$278.21$121.21 (77.2%)
icon for Will Donald Trump win the 2028 US Presidential Election?

Will Donald Trump win the 2028 US Presidential Election?

Yes 3.3¢
4,954.9 shares

3.3¢

1.4¢

$66.89-$96.62 (-59.09%)
icon for Will Donald Trump win the 2028 US Presidential Election?

Will Donald Trump win the 2028 US Presidential Election?

Yes 3.3¢
4,954.9 shares
$66.89-$96.62 (-59.09%)
icon for Kristi Noem impeached in 2026?

Kristi Noem impeached in 2026?

Yes 25¢
200.0 shares

25¢

2.1¢

$4.20-$45.80 (-91.6%)
icon for Kristi Noem impeached in 2026?

Kristi Noem impeached in 2026?

Yes 25¢
200.0 shares
$4.20-$45.80 (-91.6%)
icon for Jeffrey Epstein confirmed to be alive before 2027?

Jeffrey Epstein confirmed to be alive before 2027?

No 95.4¢
1.0 shares

95.4¢

99.3¢

$1.04$0.04 (4.03%)
icon for Jeffrey Epstein confirmed to be alive before 2027?

Jeffrey Epstein confirmed to be alive before 2027?

No 95.4¢
1.0 shares
$1.04$0.04 (4.03%)
icon for US strikes Iran by February 23, 2026?

US strikes Iran by February 23, 2026?

Yes 2.2¢
313.6 shares

2.2¢

0¢

$0.00-$6.90 (-100%)
icon for US strikes Iran by February 23, 2026?

US strikes Iran by February 23, 2026?

Yes 2.2¢
313.6 shares
$0.00-$6.90 (-100%)
icon for Will Trump nominate Arthur Laffer as the next Fed chair?

Will Trump nominate Arthur Laffer as the next Fed chair?

Yes 0.1¢
10,000.0 shares

0.1¢

0¢

$0.00-$10.00 (-100%)
icon for Will Trump nominate Arthur Laffer as the next Fed chair?

Will Trump nominate Arthur Laffer as the next Fed chair?

Yes 0.1¢
10,000.0 shares
$0.00-$10.00 (-100%)
icon for US strikes Iran by February 19, 2026?

US strikes Iran by February 19, 2026?

Yes 2¢
10,000.0 shares

2¢

0¢

$0.00-$200.00 (-100%)
icon for US strikes Iran by February 19, 2026?

US strikes Iran by February 19, 2026?

Yes 2¢
10,000.0 shares
$0.00-$200.00 (-100%)
icon for Will Zohran Mamdani win the 2025 NYC mayoral election?

Will Zohran Mamdani win the 2025 NYC mayoral election?

No 0.2¢
700.0 shares

0.2¢

0¢

$0.00-$1.40 (-100%)
icon for Will Zohran Mamdani win the 2025 NYC mayoral election?

Will Zohran Mamdani win the 2025 NYC mayoral election?

No 0.2¢
700.0 shares
$0.00-$1.40 (-100%)
icon for Will Trump nominate Scott Bessent as the next Fed chair?

Will Trump nominate Scott Bessent as the next Fed chair?

Yes 4.1¢
193.7 shares

4.1¢

0¢

$0.00-$8.00 (-100%)
icon for Will Trump nominate Scott Bessent as the next Fed chair?

Will Trump nominate Scott Bessent as the next Fed chair?

Yes 4.1¢
193.7 shares
$0.00-$8.00 (-100%)
icon for US strikes Iran by February 28, 2026?

US strikes Iran by February 28, 2026?

No 20¢
3,928.6 shares

20¢

0¢

$0.00-$785.71 (-100%)
icon for US strikes Iran by February 28, 2026?

US strikes Iran by February 28, 2026?

No 20¢
3,928.6 shares
$0.00-$785.71 (-100%)
icon for US strikes Iran by January 25, 2026?

US strikes Iran by January 25, 2026?

Yes 2.1¢
33,013.8 shares

2.1¢

0¢

$0.00-$680.65 (-100%)
icon for US strikes Iran by January 25, 2026?

US strikes Iran by January 25, 2026?

Yes 2.1¢
33,013.8 shares
$0.00-$680.65 (-100%)
icon for S&P 500 (SPX) Up or Down on February 20?

S&P 500 (SPX) Up or Down on February 20?

Down 19.6¢
524.8 shares

19.6¢

0¢

$0.00-$102.98 (-100%)
icon for S&P 500 (SPX) Up or Down on February 20?

S&P 500 (SPX) Up or Down on February 20?

Down 19.6¢
524.8 shares
$0.00-$102.98 (-100%)
icon for US strikes Iran by February 24, 2026?

US strikes Iran by February 24, 2026?

Yes 3.3¢
25,000.0 shares

3.3¢

0¢

$0.00-$827.27 (-100%)
icon for US strikes Iran by February 24, 2026?

US strikes Iran by February 24, 2026?

Yes 3.3¢
25,000.0 shares
$0.00-$827.27 (-100%)