Clavicular storms the Church of Scientology in Los Angeles & is promptly removed from the premises.

Bernie Sanders reintroduces legislation to establish a 32-hour standard workweek with no loss in pay or benefits.

SpaceX completes the 700th Falcon rocket mission in company history, launching 3 telecom satellites into orbit from Florida.

Iran is reportedly facing growing gasoline shortages, rising unemployment, & soaring inflation amid the U.S. “Operation Economic Outcast” campaign.

Anthropic reportedly tells shareholders it will remain profitable for a second straight quarter, with gross margins above 80%.

Canada’s Carney to host more than 100 global investors overseeing $72+ trillion in assets this week, as he seeks to reduce Canada’s economic dependence on the U.S.

AI safety pioneer Eliezer Yudkowsky declares there are “zero things more important” than bipartisan action to regulate AI.

King Charles III to convene leaders from Nvidia, Google, DeepMind, OpenAI, & Anthropic in Scotland this week amid growing calls to slow AI development.

Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei says “for too long the industry lied” about AI risks.

Rep. Jasmine Crockett honors Chris Brown by formally recognizing his career and impact in the Congressional Record.

Two metro Atlanta officers fired after an audit flagged separate cases of “misuse” involving Flock cameras.

Oman postpones a planned meeting between Iran & Gulf nations on creating a temporary shipping lane through the Strait of Hormuz.

Clavicular reveals he is setting out on “a divine path,” seeking to move beyond looksmaxxing content & make a real impact in the world.

NATO scrambles a fighter jet over Lithuania after a suspected drone sighting, but authorities later determine it was a flock of birds.

Solana projected to reclaim $120 by end of year — 54% chance.

President Trump rejects mounting warnings over advanced AI, saying critics are “bringing up things that won’t happen.”

Trump announces he is lifting U.S. tariffs on Irish whiskey, effectively immediately.

Tom Holland officially becomes the highest-grossing actor of all time, with his films surpassing $15.5 billion at the global box office.

Roblox’s top 10 creators have reportedly amassed $657 million in earnings.

Chinese billionaire Xu Bo is revealed to have fathered 100–300 children through American surrogates, granting them U.S. citizenship at birth.

Charlie Kirk memorial statue outside TPUSA’s Arizona headquarters was vandalized with red paint overnight.

Actor Zachary Levi calls California a failed state that is “literally and figuratively on fire” after leaving for Texas.

Wendy’s locations in Oklahoma bring back the previously discontinued 9-patty “T-Rex” burger, challenging customers to devour the 3,000-calorie meal in just 9 minutes.

Apple projected to release a touchscreen MacBook by end of year, following its release of the foldable iPhone. 55% chance.

Mississippi ranks as America’s least vaccinated state, while Massachusetts ranks No. 1 in a new study.

Trump declares putting Ireland & Northern Ireland together “would seem to me one of the naturals of all time.”

For the first time since satellite records began in 1966, no Atlantic hurricane has formed by Sept. 12.

Former White House AI Czar David Sacks tells Anthropic & OpenAI to “stop pretending you need anyone else’s permission” to slow down AI development.

Scottish, Welsh, & Northern Irish leaders will reportedly meet Monday to discuss plans to break up the United Kingdom.

Bill Nye “The Science Guy” will join Bill & Hillary Clinton at this year’s Clinton Global Initiative meeting in New York.

What will the announcers say during the Cowboys vs Giants game?

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis opposes Trump’s proposed $5,000 dividends, warning they would mean “more debt and more inflation.”

Canada is reportedly exploring becoming an “associate member” of the European Union.

Ex-Anthropic researcher Jacob Coxon reveals AI workers are “genuinely frightened” about humanity’s future.

Swiss National Bank decision in September?

Iraq seizes a drone launching platform allegedly used to strike Saudi Arabia’s East-West oil pipeline.

Xi Jinping meets with Narendra Modi during his first trip to India in 7 years, as the two countries move to repair years of strained relations.

Price of Dozen Eggs in September?

Finland to end funding for UNRWA after 2026 amid allegations of Hamas infiltration within the U.N. agency.

Tesla teases its long-awaited Roadster launch for October 1.

Philosophy professor announces he will personally nominate Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize if he negotiates an AI pause with China.

Anthropic reveals the Houthis used Claude to vibecode guided-missile software.

New Mexico man records himself dismantling 10 Flock cameras, which he calls “tyranny trees,” before deputies arrest him.

Suspected intruder stopped by security at Kamala Harris & Doug Emhoff’s $8 million Malibu home.

Bernie Sanders declares slowing AI development is “not enough,” urging a full pause on advanced AI and a ban on superintelligence.

Ron DeSantis announces Florida will provide “asylum” to the lone holdout juror in the Lindsay Clancy case, accusing the media of harassing him.

Tucker Carlson praises Abdul El-Sayed’s “America First” campaign while defending his comments on the U.S. response to 9/11.

Iran declares the Strait of Hormuz will remain closed despite a new “understanding” with Oman.

Trump administration advances proposed $100,000 OPT fee for international students seeking to work in the U.S. after graduation.

Canada & Ukraine sign a 100-year defense partnership to jointly produce drones, counter-drone systems, & munitions, set to expire in 2126.

Lindsay Clancy juror reveals a psychiatrist’s explanation of “altruistic filicide” became a key factor in the jury’s 11-1 split in support of Clancy’s defense.

Sam Altman reveals OpenAI will not go public in 2026, calling an IPO now an “ill-advised moment” given mounting AI safety concerns.

Sam Altman backs Dario Amodei’s call to slow frontier AI development.

Flávio Bolsonaro pulls even with Lula in the odds to win Brazil’s presidential race — both candidates now at 49%.

Researcher unveils the first-ever “Fly Language Model,” incorporating the real neural connectome of a fly into an AI system.

Coalition of 56 influencers with a combined 46 million followers call on Home Depot & Lowe’s to remove all Flock cameras from store parking lots.

Anthropic CEO proposes a U.S.-China “speed limit” on recursive AI self-improvement, comparing the concept to Cold War-era nuclear arms agreements.

Michael Dell surpasses Jeff Bezos to become the world’s third-richest person, as Dell shares soar to record highs.

Larry Ellison reportedly scraps plan to sell up to 50 million Oracle shares worth roughly $7.5 billion.

Iran celebrates the Houthis’ capture of Yemen’s Red Sea coast as a “divine triumph.”

Hip-hop fans praise Attorney Brian Steel after Lil Durk’s acquittal, adding to a run that saw Young Thug avoid a 45-year sentence & Diddy beat racketeering & sex trafficking charges.

Nigel Farage’s Reform UK raises a record £72 million in less than 24 hours.

Anthropic CEO warns AI has begun advancing “drastically faster” since this summer, driven by AI increasingly helping build the next generation of AI.

CENTCOM announces 100 commercial ships have been redirected over the past 60 days as part of the U.S. blockade on Iran.

BRICS nations issue a joint declaration pushing back against U.S. tariffs & sanctions while expressing “deep concern” over the escalating Middle East conflict.

President Trump declares the United States is “doing better, literally, better than it's ever done before."

Elon Musk backs Dario Amodei’s call to slow frontier AI development.

Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei calls for slowing the pace of frontier AI development, warning that within 6–12 months a misaligned agent swarm could potentially seize control of “the entire internet.”

France temporarily raises Champagne’s legal alcohol limit from 13% to 15% for the first time, after record heatwaves produced unusually sweet grapes.

Researchers name a newly discovered genus of Australian plant-feeding insects “Swiftiephylus” after Taylor Swift and her fans.

Iran & Oman now projected to reach an agreement on management of the Strait of Hormuz this month. 54% chance.