Name: Nothing Ever Happens: December
Start: 2025-11-27T12:44:15.993867Z
End: 2025-12-31T00:00:00Z

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This market will resolve to “No” if any of the following conditions are met between December 1, 2025, 12:00 AM ET and December 31, 2025, 11:59 PM ET:

- Epstein client list released
- Russia x Ukraine ceasefire
- US x Venezuela military engagement
- Putin meets with Zelenskyy
- Bitcoin reaches $120,000

Otherwise, this market will resolve to “Yes”.

The full rules for this market can be found here:
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Nothing Ever Happens: December

This market will resolve to “No” if any of the following conditions are met by May 31, 2025, 11:59 PM ET:

-Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire
-The next Pope is Black
-The Fed cuts rates
-India invades Pakistan 
-Israel or US military action against Iran

Otherwise this market will resolve to “Yes”.

The full rules for this market can be found here:
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Nothing Ever Happens: May

This market will resolve to “No” if any of the following conditions are met by April 30, 2025, 11:59 PM ET:

-Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire
-Yoon Suk Yeol is reinstated as President of South Korea
-Pete Hegseth resigns or otherwise ceases to be Secretary of Defense
-Erdoğan resigns or otherwise ceases to be President of Turkey
-Israel and Hamas agree to a ceasefire deal

Otherwise this market will resolve to “Yes”.

The full rules for this market can be found here:
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This market will resolve to “No” if any of the following conditions are met by June 30, 2025, 11:59 PM ET:

-Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire
-Zohran Mamdan wins the Democratic primary for NYC Mayor
-The Fed cuts rates
-US and Iran agree to a nuclear deal 
-Israel or US military action against Iran

Otherwise this market will resolve to “Yes”.

The full rules for this market can be found here:

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Nothing Ever Happens: June

This market will resolve to “No” if any of the following conditions are met by July 31, 2025, 11:59 PM ET:

-Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire
-Elon Musk creates a new political party
-The Fed cuts rates
-US and Iran agree to a nuclear deal
-A nuclear weapon detonates

Otherwise this market will resolve to “Yes”.

The full rules for this market can be found here:

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Nothing Ever Happens: July

This market will resolve to “No” if any of the following conditions are met by September 30, 2025, 11:59 PM ET:

- Lisa Cook out as Fed Governor
- Trump tries to fire Jerome Powell
- Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire
- Zelenskyy and Putin meet
- Fed decreases interest rates by 50+ bps 

Otherwise, this market will resolve to “Yes”.

The full rules for this market can be found here: 
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Arch Nothing Ever Happens: September

This market will resolve to “No” if any of the following conditions are met during September, 2025 ET:

- Lisa Cook out as Fed Governor
- Trump tries to fire Jerome Powell
- Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire
- Israel x Hamas ceasefire
- Zelenskyy and Putin meet
- Fed decreases interest rates by 50+ bps 

Otherwise, this market will resolve to “Yes”.

The full rules for this market can be found here: 
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Nothing Ever Happens: September

This market will resolve to “No” if any of the following conditions are met by October 31, 2025, 11:59 ET:

- Russia x Ukraine ceasefire
- Fed decreased by 50+ bps
- US federal government shutdown for 15+ days
- TikTok sale announced
- Hamas released all Israeli hostages
- Obama federally charged

Otherwise, this market will resolve to “Yes”.

The full rules for this market can be found here: 
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Nothing Ever Happens: October

This market will resolve to “No” if any of the following conditions are met by November 30, 2025, 11:59 ET:

- Zohran Mamdani loses the New York City Mayoral Election
- US x Venezuela military engages
- Russia x Ukraine ceasefire
- Xi Jinping out
- Nuclear weapon detonates
- The US Government stays shut down

Otherwise, this market will resolve to “Yes”.

The full rules for this market can be found here: 
https://polymarket-upload.s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/Nothing+Ever+Happens+November.pdf

Nothing Ever Happens: November

This market will resolve to “Yes” if, by December 31, 2025, 11:59 PM ET, the number of Bitcoin Knots nodes exceeds the number of Bitcoin Core nodes. Otherwise, it will resolve to “No.”

The resolution source for this market is https://coin.dance/nodes/all, specifically the “Bitcoin Nodes” chart set to “MTD.”
Resolution will be based on the node counts displayed when hovering over each date for Bitcoin Core Nodes and Bitcoin Knots Nodes.

A data point for a given day will be considered finalized once data for the following day is published.

If the resolution source becomes permanently unavailable within this market’s timeframe and before resolution criteria are met, the market will resolve based on a reliable alternative source or public data consistent with the official Bitcoin node counts.

Will knots flip bitcoin core by December 31?

This market will resolve to “Yes” if any wallet labeled as belonging to Satoshi Nakamoto on Arkham’s Intel Explorer shows an “Outflow” or “Swaps” transaction before December 31, 2025, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to “No.”

The resolution source for this market is Arkham’s Intel Explorer, specifically the entity page for Satoshi Nakamoto available at https://intel.arkm.com/explorer/entity/satoshi-nakamoto

If Arkham becomes permanently unavailable, this market will resolve based on a consensus of credible sources.




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