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Joined Jun 2025·1.7K views

Pineal gland conspiracy theorist. Proud owner of High Cortisol Ltd.

$11.2K

Positions Value

$3,958.61

Biggest Win

960

Predictions

Profit/Loss

$629.20
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icon for US x Iran permanent peace deal by June 15, 2026?

US x Iran permanent peace deal by June 15, 2026?

Yes 16.6¢
8,947.4 shares
$3,140.53$1,659.08 (111.99%)
icon for Will North and South Korea engage in direct talks by June 30?

Will North and South Korea engage in direct talks by June 30?

No 94¢
2,037.4 shares
$1,993.63$79.11 (4.13%)
icon for Another S&P 500 Company buys Bitcoin by December 31, 2026?

Another S&P 500 Company buys Bitcoin by December 31, 2026?

No 49.3¢
2,444.5 shares
$1,750.25$545.44 (45.27%)
icon for Will Zelenskyy talk to Putin by December 31?

Will Zelenskyy talk to Putin by December 31?

No 71.9¢
988.3 shares
$667.13-$43.63 (-6.14%)
icon for Will Mojtaba Khamenei be head of state in Iran end of 2026?

Will Mojtaba Khamenei be head of state in Iran end of 2026?

Yes 52¢
481.9 shares
$378.29$127.62 (50.91%)
icon for Will Snapchat be acquired before 2027?

Will Snapchat be acquired before 2027?

No 60.1¢
449.0 shares
$352.25$82.49 (30.58%)
icon for Mojtaba Khamenei leaves Iran by June 30, 2026?

Mojtaba Khamenei leaves Iran by June 30, 2026?

No 91¢
259.0 shares
$255.90$20.20 (8.57%)
icon for Israel x Hamas ceasefire cancelled by June 30?

Israel x Hamas ceasefire cancelled by June 30?

No 67.1¢
211.3 shares
$204.19$62.42 (44.03%)
icon for Israel and Lebanon normalize relations before 2027?

Israel and Lebanon normalize relations before 2027?

No 74.9¢
240.3 shares
$201.82$21.88 (12.16%)
icon for Ukraine agrees not to join NATO by June 30?

Ukraine agrees not to join NATO by June 30?

No 96.3¢
196.0 shares
$191.61$2.84 (1.51%)
icon for Erdoğan out by December 31, 2026?

Erdoğan out by December 31, 2026?

No 84¢
200.0 shares
$185.00$17.00 (10.12%)
icon for Will Netanyahu be pardoned by June 30?

Will Netanyahu be pardoned by June 30?

No 77.3¢
150.5 shares
$143.09$26.69 (22.93%)
icon for Another US debt downgrade before 2027?

Another US debt downgrade before 2027?

No 58.3¢
196.5 shares
$137.53$23.01 (20.09%)
icon for UAE x Qatar sever diplomatic relations in 2026?

UAE x Qatar sever diplomatic relations in 2026?

No 79¢
127.7 shares
$119.38$18.51 (18.35%)
icon for Callum Turner announced as next James Bond?

Callum Turner announced as next James Bond?

No 85.8¢
127.3 shares
$119.35$10.15 (9.29%)
icon for Will Syria recognize Israel by June 30?

Will Syria recognize Israel by June 30?

No 85.2¢
112.9 shares
$111.61$15.44 (16.05%)
icon for Starmer out by June 30, 2026?

Starmer out by June 30, 2026?

Yes 17¢
600.0 shares
$108.00$6.00 (5.88%)
icon for Will stablecoins hit $500B before 2027?

Will stablecoins hit $500B before 2027?

No 75¢
117.9 shares
$106.65$18.22 (20.61%)
icon for Will New Zealand recognize Palestine before 2027?

Will New Zealand recognize Palestine before 2027?

No 81.8¢
135.0 shares
$106.64-$3.78 (-3.42%)
icon for Tucker Carlson federally charged?

Tucker Carlson federally charged?

No 92¢
100.0 shares
$98.30$6.30 (6.85%)