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Pineal gland conspiracy theorist. Proud owner of High Cortisol Ltd.

$7,411.50

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$3,958.61

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944

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icon for Another S&P 500 Company buys Bitcoin by December 31, 2026?

Another S&P 500 Company buys Bitcoin by December 31, 2026?

No 48.6¢
2,401.9 shares
$1,492.78$325.27 (27.86%)
icon for Will North and South Korea engage in direct talks by June 30?

Will North and South Korea engage in direct talks by June 30?

No 94.3¢
952.8 shares
$941.35$43.12 (4.8%)
icon for Will Zelenskyy talk to Putin by December 31?

Will Zelenskyy talk to Putin by December 31?

No 71.9¢
988.3 shares
$657.25-$53.51 (-7.53%)
icon for Iran leadership change by May 31?

Iran leadership change by May 31?

No 90.2¢
404.5 shares
$387.33$22.53 (6.18%)
icon for Will Mojtaba Khamenei be head of state in Iran end of 2026?

Will Mojtaba Khamenei be head of state in Iran end of 2026?

Yes 52¢
555.8 shares
$381.00$91.89 (31.78%)
icon for Will Snapchat be acquired before 2027?

Will Snapchat be acquired before 2027?

No 60.1¢
449.0 shares
$344.62$74.86 (27.75%)
icon for Mojtaba Khamenei leaves Iran by June 30, 2026?

Mojtaba Khamenei leaves Iran by June 30, 2026?

No 91¢
259.0 shares
$251.37$15.67 (6.65%)
icon for Israel and Lebanon normalize relations before 2027?

Israel and Lebanon normalize relations before 2027?

No 74.9¢
240.3 shares
$200.62$20.67 (11.49%)
icon for Kharg Island no longer under Iranian control by May 31?

Kharg Island no longer under Iranian control by May 31?

No 89¢
200.0 shares
$190.00$12.00 (6.74%)
icon for Israel x Hamas ceasefire cancelled by June 30?

Israel x Hamas ceasefire cancelled by June 30?

No 67.1¢
211.3 shares
$180.63$38.86 (27.41%)
icon for Erdoğan out by December 31, 2026?

Erdoğan out by December 31, 2026?

No 84¢
200.0 shares
$179.00$11.00 (6.55%)
icon for Another US debt downgrade before 2027?

Another US debt downgrade before 2027?

No 58.3¢
196.5 shares
$161.11$46.59 (40.68%)
icon for Internet Access restored in Iran by May 31, 2026?

Internet Access restored in Iran by May 31, 2026?

No 74¢
152.2 shares
$144.70$32.11 (28.51%)
icon for Aaron Taylor-Johnson announced as next James Bond?

Aaron Taylor-Johnson announced as next James Bond?

No 93.9¢
151.4 shares
$142.88$0.68 (0.48%)
icon for Will Netanyahu be pardoned by June 30?

Will Netanyahu be pardoned by June 30?

No 77.3¢
150.5 shares
$139.25$22.85 (19.63%)
icon for Will the Iranian regime fall by May 31?

Will the Iranian regime fall by May 31?

No 97.1¢
125.0 shares
$123.81$2.44 (2.01%)
icon for Callum Turner announced as next James Bond?

Callum Turner announced as next James Bond?

No 85.8¢
127.3 shares
$119.54$10.34 (9.47%)
icon for UAE x Qatar sever diplomatic relations in 2026?

UAE x Qatar sever diplomatic relations in 2026?

No 79¢
127.7 shares
$119.38$18.51 (18.35%)
icon for US obtains Iranian enriched uranium by May 31?

US obtains Iranian enriched uranium by May 31?

No 85.4¢
118.8 shares
$112.93$11.49 (11.33%)
icon for Will Syria recognize Israel by June 30?

Will Syria recognize Israel by June 30?

No 85.2¢
112.9 shares
$109.75$13.58 (14.12%)