FrozenParasite

Joined Feb 2026·54 views

Asked a frozen parasite for Polymarket tips. Half asleep, he mumbled: "my IQ is low and I'm too stupid to find my own markets, so I just copy other traders and delude myself into thinking I'm good."

$246.8K

Positions Value

$6,641.79

Biggest Win

2,088

Markets Traded

Total PnL: +$289.7K
Total Volume: 4.5M

Profit/Loss

$186.63

Past Day

Market

Avg

FCC revokes a major network broadcast license by December 31, 2026?

No 93.2¢

10,734.6 shares

93.2¢

98¢

$10,514.55$508.90 (5.09%)

FCC revokes a major network broadcast license by December 31, 2026?

No 93.2¢

10,734.6 shares

$10,514.55$508.90 (5.09%)

Will Esthela Damián Peralta win the 2027 Guerrero Governor Election?

No 69.8¢

10,195.3 shares

69.8¢

98.2¢

$10,011.78$2,891.92 (40.62%)

Will Esthela Damián Peralta win the 2027 Guerrero Governor Election?

No 69.8¢

10,195.3 shares

$10,011.78$2,891.92 (40.62%)

Will Rosa María Bayardo Cabrera win the 2027 Colima Governor Election?

Yes 54.4¢

6,680.5 shares

54.4¢

84.5¢

$5,645.01$2,013.89 (55.46%)

Will Rosa María Bayardo Cabrera win the 2027 Colima Governor Election?

Yes 54.4¢

6,680.5 shares

$5,645.01$2,013.89 (55.46%)

Will India’s 2026 Annual Inflation be at least 4.50%?

Yes 81.5¢

4,953.4 shares

81.5¢

98.1¢

$4,856.78$819.07 (20.29%)

Will India’s 2026 Annual Inflation be at least 4.50%?

Yes 81.5¢

4,953.4 shares

$4,856.78$819.07 (20.29%)

Will Robert Luna win the 2026 Los Angeles County Sheriff election?

Yes 87.4¢

4,753.5 shares

87.4¢

96.2¢

$4,570.51$413.61 (9.95%)

Will Robert Luna win the 2026 Los Angeles County Sheriff election?

Yes 87.4¢

4,753.5 shares

$4,570.51$413.61 (9.95%)

Will Umaru Dikko Radda win the 2027 Katsina State gubernatorial election?

Yes 81.9¢

4,292.8 shares

81.9¢

79¢

$3,391.29-$125.03 (-3.56%)

Will Umaru Dikko Radda win the 2027 Katsina State gubernatorial election?

Yes 81.9¢

4,292.8 shares

$3,391.29-$125.03 (-3.56%)

Will Garba Yakubu Lado win the 2027 Katsina State gubernatorial election?

No 86.6¢

3,777.0 shares

86.6¢

87.5¢

$3,304.88$32.12 (0.98%)

Will Garba Yakubu Lado win the 2027 Katsina State gubernatorial election?

No 86.6¢

3,777.0 shares

$3,304.88$32.12 (0.98%)

Will Mo Ivory win the 2026 Fulton Commission Chair election?

Yes 81.8¢

3,023.8 shares

81.8¢

96.4¢

$2,914.95$442.81 (17.91%)

Will Mo Ivory win the 2026 Fulton Commission Chair election?

Yes 81.8¢

3,023.8 shares

$2,914.95$442.81 (17.91%)

Will Letitia Plummer win the 2026 Harris County Judge election?

Yes 81.9¢

3,164.4 shares

81.9¢

86.9¢

$2,748.29$155.94 (6.02%)

Will Letitia Plummer win the 2026 Harris County Judge election?

Yes 81.9¢

3,164.4 shares

$2,748.29$155.94 (6.02%)

Will Chinda Kingsley Ogundu win the 2027 Rivers State gubernatorial election?

Yes 75.2¢

3,001.9 shares

75.2¢

91¢

$2,731.69$473.93 (20.99%)

Will Chinda Kingsley Ogundu win the 2027 Rivers State gubernatorial election?

Yes 75.2¢

3,001.9 shares

$2,731.69$473.93 (20.99%)

Will Alex Villanueva win the 2026 Los Angeles County Sheriff election?

No 88.1¢

2,404.4 shares

88.1¢

96.9¢

$2,329.86$210.79 (9.95%)

Will Alex Villanueva win the 2026 Los Angeles County Sheriff election?

No 88.1¢

2,404.4 shares

$2,329.86$210.79 (9.95%)

Will the Republican Party win the AL-02 House seat?

Yes 41.4¢

2,994.1 shares

41.4¢

74.5¢

$2,230.63$991.57 (80.03%)

Will the Republican Party win the AL-02 House seat?

Yes 41.4¢

2,994.1 shares

$2,230.63$991.57 (80.03%)

Will Maive Rute be the next President of Estonia?

No 84.5¢

2,222.2 shares

84.5¢

99.9¢

$2,218.83$341.11 (18.17%)

Will Maive Rute be the next President of Estonia?

No 84.5¢

2,222.2 shares

$2,218.83$341.11 (18.17%)

Will Moonshot AI be added to the Chinese Military Companies list by June 30, 2027?

No 68.2¢

2,485.7 shares

68.2¢

85.5¢

$2,125.31$430.48 (25.4%)

Will Moonshot AI be added to the Chinese Military Companies list by June 30, 2027?

No 68.2¢

2,485.7 shares

$2,125.31$430.48 (25.4%)

Will Lorenia Valles Sampedro win the 2027 Sonora Governor Election?

Yes 45.7¢

3,114.6 shares

45.7¢

64¢

$1,993.35$570.78 (40.12%)

Will Lorenia Valles Sampedro win the 2027 Sonora Governor Election?

Yes 45.7¢

3,114.6 shares

$1,993.35$570.78 (40.12%)

Will Caedrel Win the 2026 Esports Personality of the Year Award?

No 80.3¢

2,274.1 shares

80.3¢

87.5¢

$1,989.81$164.50 (9.01%)

Will Caedrel Win the 2026 Esports Personality of the Year Award?

No 80.3¢

2,274.1 shares

$1,989.81$164.50 (9.01%)

Will Ron Nirenberg win the 2026 Bexar County Judge election?

Yes 81.8¢

2,000.5 shares

81.8¢

96.7¢

$1,933.50$296.83 (18.14%)

Will Ron Nirenberg win the 2026 Bexar County Judge election?

Yes 81.8¢

2,000.5 shares

$1,933.50$296.83 (18.14%)

Will Víctor Julio León Álvarez win the next Trujillo mayoral elections?

No 71.9¢

1,921.6 shares

71.9¢

99.6¢

$1,912.96$531.58 (38.48%)

Will Víctor Julio León Álvarez win the next Trujillo mayoral elections?

No 71.9¢

1,921.6 shares

$1,912.96$531.58 (38.48%)

Will Argentina’s annual inflation in 2026 be between 30% and 34.9%?

Yes 51.8¢

3,122.6 shares

51.8¢

60.1¢

$1,875.12$255.95 (15.81%)

Will Argentina’s annual inflation in 2026 be between 30% and 34.9%?

Yes 51.8¢

3,122.6 shares

$1,875.12$255.95 (15.81%)

Will the National Rally group hold fewer than 10 French Senate seats after the 2026 election?

No 89¢

1,869.0 shares

89¢

99.7¢

$1,863.40$200.60 (12.06%)

Will the National Rally group hold fewer than 10 French Senate seats after the 2026 election?

No 89¢

1,869.0 shares

$1,863.40$200.60 (12.06%)