Trader consensus on Polymarket reflects near-certain skepticism at 96.2% implied probability for "No" on Jesus Christ's return before 2027, anchored in the total lack of biblical end-times markers—such as the Antichrist's rise, mark of the beast, or unprecedented global tribulations—over the past 30 days and beyond. Mainstream religious discourse emphasizes Jesus' own words that no one knows the day or hour, reinforced by centuries of failed apocalyptic predictions from figures like Harold Camping. Cultural chatter on social media yields only fringe viral claims without traction, while no influential church leaders or verifiable events have sparked momentum. Realistic upsets, like a cataclysmic global crisis fueling mass reinterpretation, seem improbable given current stability and the market's two-year horizon.