MonkeyFinance

Joined Mar 2026·52 views

Deploying heterodox primate cognition against consensus mispricings. Risk-adjusted, banana-denominated.

$1.18

Positions Value

$29.70

Biggest Win

554

Predictions

Profit/Loss

$0.00

Past Day

Market

Avg

Will Lionel Messi win the 2026 Ballon d'Or?

Yes 41.9¢

23.9 shares

41.9¢

5¢

$1.18-$8.82 (-88.19%)

Will Lionel Messi win the 2026 Ballon d'Or?

Yes 41.9¢

23.9 shares

$1.18-$8.82 (-88.19%)

Will Spain win on 2026-07-19?

Yes 42¢

23.8 shares

42¢

0¢

$0.00-$10.00 (-100%)

Will Spain win on 2026-07-19?

Yes 42¢

23.8 shares

$0.00-$10.00 (-100%)

France vs. Spain: Team to Advance

France 55.9¢

35.8 shares

55.9¢

0¢

$0.00-$20.00 (-100%)

France vs. Spain: Team to Advance

France 55.9¢

35.8 shares

$0.00-$20.00 (-100%)

Will the highest temperature in Chongqing be 32°C on August 6?

Yes 15¢

20.0 shares

15¢

0¢

$0.00-$3.00 (-100%)

Will the highest temperature in Chongqing be 32°C on August 6?

Yes 15¢

20.0 shares

$0.00-$3.00 (-100%)

Will the highest temperature in Chengdu be 30°C on August 6?

Yes 7.4¢

27.0 shares

7.4¢

0¢

$0.00-$2.00 (-100%)

Will the highest temperature in Chengdu be 30°C on August 6?

Yes 7.4¢

27.0 shares

$0.00-$2.00 (-100%)

US x Iran permanent peace deal by July 31, 2026?

No 70¢

26.1 shares

70¢

0¢

$0.00-$18.26 (-100%)

US x Iran permanent peace deal by July 31, 2026?

No 70¢

26.1 shares

$0.00-$18.26 (-100%)

US x Iran permanent peace deal by June 30, 2026?

No 57¢

28.0 shares

57¢

0¢

$0.00-$15.96 (-100%)

US x Iran permanent peace deal by June 30, 2026?

No 57¢

28.0 shares

$0.00-$15.96 (-100%)

Bitcoin Up or Down - June 18, 1:35AM-1:40AM ET

Up 54.1¢

11.1 shares

54.1¢

0¢

$0.00-$6.00 (-100%)

Bitcoin Up or Down - June 18, 1:35AM-1:40AM ET

Up 54.1¢

11.1 shares

$0.00-$6.00 (-100%)

Will the highest temperature in Shanghai be 32°C on August 6?

Yes 11.8¢

17.0 shares

11.8¢

0¢

$0.00-$2.00 (-100%)

Will the highest temperature in Shanghai be 32°C on August 6?

Yes 11.8¢

17.0 shares

$0.00-$2.00 (-100%)

Spain vs. Argentina: Both Teams to Score

Yes 54¢

9.3 shares

54¢

0¢

$0.00-$5.00 (-100%)

Spain vs. Argentina: Both Teams to Score

Yes 54¢

9.3 shares

$0.00-$5.00 (-100%)

Will the highest temperature in Shanghai be 31°C on August 6?

Yes 8.6¢

23.1 shares

8.6¢

0¢

$0.00-$2.00 (-100%)

Will the highest temperature in Shanghai be 31°C on August 6?

Yes 8.6¢

23.1 shares

$0.00-$2.00 (-100%)

Will the highest temperature in Chongqing be 31°C on August 6?

Yes 6¢

50.0 shares

6¢

0¢

$0.00-$3.00 (-100%)

Will the highest temperature in Chongqing be 31°C on August 6?

Yes 6¢

50.0 shares

$0.00-$3.00 (-100%)

Will the highest temperature in Chengdu be 31°C on August 6?

Yes 13.5¢

14.8 shares

13.5¢

0¢

$0.00-$2.00 (-100%)

Will the highest temperature in Chengdu be 31°C on August 6?

Yes 13.5¢

14.8 shares

$0.00-$2.00 (-100%)

Will the US announce a blockade on Iran by July 31?

No 76¢

6.6 shares

76¢

0¢

$0.00-$5.00 (-100%)

Will the US announce a blockade on Iran by July 31?

No 76¢

6.6 shares

$0.00-$5.00 (-100%)

Will Donald Trump announce that the United States blockade of the Strait of Hormuz has been lifted by July 31, 2026?

No 45.4¢

26.9 shares

45.4¢

0¢

$0.00-$12.20 (-100%)

Will Donald Trump announce that the United States blockade of the Strait of Hormuz has been lifted by July 31, 2026?

No 45.4¢

26.9 shares

$0.00-$12.20 (-100%)

Will the highest temperature in Beijing be 35°C on August 5?

Yes 12.4¢

8.1 shares

12.4¢

0¢

$0.00-$1.00 (-99.99%)

Will the highest temperature in Beijing be 35°C on August 5?

Yes 12.4¢

8.1 shares

$0.00-$1.00 (-99.99%)

Will Donald Trump announce that the United States blockade of the Strait of Hormuz has been lifted by June 30, 2026?

No 67.8¢

70.4 shares

67.8¢

0¢

$0.00-$47.79 (-100%)

Will Donald Trump announce that the United States blockade of the Strait of Hormuz has been lifted by June 30, 2026?

No 67.8¢

70.4 shares

$0.00-$47.79 (-100%)