Trader consensus on Polymarket reflects near-unanimous skepticism at 96.2% implied probability for "No" on Jesus Christ's return before 2027, anchored by the complete absence of verifiable biblical signs—such as global cataclysms, the Antichrist's rise, or mass conversions—in the past 30 days or broader 2026 timeline. Cultural memory of countless failed Second Coming predictions, from historical sects to recent fringe YouTube prophets claiming April dates that passed uneventfully, reinforces this skin-in-the-game positioning, with social media buzz generating viral satire but no sustained momentum. As 2026 progresses without prophetic fulfillment, traders dismiss niche eschatological narratives. Realistic upsets hinge on an extraordinary, universally witnessed event like a figure's messianic claim amid apocalypse-scale disruption before year-end, though such black-swan scenarios remain culturally improbable.