UK PM Andy Burnham tells Trump Britain will “stand firm” against any threats to the Falkland Islands.

Nothing Ever Happens: September

Iran formally submits conditions to the U.S. for reopening the Strait of Hormuz.

Japan urges the UN to immediately remove its 1940s-era “enemy state” designation from the UN Charter.

Alibaba accelerates its global AI push with new data centers across Europe & the Middle East.

Qantas to launch the first ever direct commercial flights between Sydney & New York in 2028, spanning nearly 10,000 miles.

Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian arrives in New York, where he’s set to address the UN General Assembly.

María Corina Machado reportedly tried three times in 24 hours to return to Venezuela but failed, as acting President Delcy Rodríguez met with Trump in New York.

Canada’s six largest banks are jointly developing tokenized Canadian dollar deposits.

Bill Gates warns the world may have to “suffer a few of the negatives” of AI before regulation catches up.

NBA player Steven Adams predicts GTA 6 will cause player performance to “plummet” across the NBA, NFL, & other leagues when it releases in November.

Trump proposes banning U.S. diesel exports as prices hit record highs, saying, “Let’s not send out the diesel.”

Montreal city council passes bylaw banning insults, harassment, and “offensive” behaviour toward police & city workers.

Clavicular in jail by...?

Iran begins cancelling flights to Baghdad & Muscat as sweeping new U.S. aviation sanctions take effect Wednesday.

300+ Palestinian Americans meet with over 100 congressional offices to lobby for limits on U.S. weapons transfers to Israel.

Polish President Karol Nawrocki declares any permanent U.S. military base built in Poland will be named “Fort Trump.”

A potentially powerful nor’easter could hit the U.S. Northeast later this week with hurricane-force winds & heavy rain.

First Lady Melania Trump to ring the New York Stock Exchange Opening Bell tomorrow.

Utah mailman faces federal charges after allegedly throwing away roughly 300 primary ballots, telling authorities he was “overwhelmed” & wanted to lighten his workload.

Trump announces the U.S. is producing munitions at "levels we have never seen before."

CNN employees say the mood at the network is “like a funeral” after Paramount’s Warner Bros. victory. — Variety

Trump is reportedly considering Treasury Sec. Scott Bessent for new White House “AI czar” role. — Semafor

Kamala Harris declares "DEI is under attack."

Hyperliquid soars above $97 for the first time ever.

NASA-funded scientists discover a “fire amoeba” that can reproduce at 145°F, shattering the known heat limit for eukaryotic life.

Early reactions to Claude Opus 5.5 suggest Anthropic may have finally fixed AI's “slop writing” problem.

Trump administration moves to admit up to 17,500 more White South Africans as refugees over the next 12 months.

Idaho voters will choose the state’s official gun this November, with 6 firearms on the ballot. The Winchester 1873 is currently the clear favorite at 43%.

Canadian family demands investigation into 83 y/o grandmother’s assisted death after relatives say she expressed regret & said she had “made a mistake” before the procedure.

Trump tells Marco Rubio he may "drop him off" in Cuba after the Iran conflict concludes.

Coinbase launches stock & ETF trading for AI agents, letting users authorize agents to research markets, pay for data, & execute trades.

California man charged after allegedly pepper-spraying a moviegoer who was using his phone during a film at an AMC theater in Burbank.

Massachusetts bar drops its longstanding COVID-era KN95 mask requirement, drawing outrage from patrons who say the change puts vulnerable customers at risk.

Parents outraged after police in Aurora, Colorado install AI-powered Flock cameras in 9 high school parking lots, raising concerns over student surveillance.

Expedia announces an integration with Meta's Muse that will let AI agents help users plan travel, including finding & booking hotels.

The world’s first “digital nation,” Praxis, announces Uruguay as the site of its first city — a planned tech utopia for the AGI era.

Texas halts new data center permits statewide until regulators complete audits of their impact on the power grid and water supplies.

European Technology Network releases its “ETN 100” ranking of 𝕏’s most influential tech posters, with Clavicular & Hunter Biden both cracking the top 10 — while Sam Altman lands at #31.

SanDisk shares surge +7.56% as Wall Street turns more bullish on AI memory demand.

Iowa's U.S. Senate race officially shifts into "Tossup" territory, as Democrat Josh Turek surges to a 48% chance to win. Democrats have not won a Senate election in the state since 2008.

SpaceXAI reveals Grok Bot has helped handle a +175% surge in customer support tickets without adding headcount, avoiding what it says could have been 200 new hires.

Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie officially announces he is considering a third run for president in 2028.

DoorDash reveals it “unintentionally” underpaid 200,000+ NYC Dashers since 2023, apologizing as it agrees to a $131.5 million settlement.

Hackers claim they breached FBI systems & stole personal data on “all FBI employees and applicants.”

Palantir co-founder Joe Lonsdale declares everyone will be “really wealthy” in the 2030s if the AI boom is allowed to keep accelerating productivity.

OpenAI unveils GPT-6 Sol & Luna, claiming up to 93% cheaper task costs than Claude Opus 5 in some coding evaluations.

Byron Donalds reportedly removes several Trump references from his Florida governor campaign website, including “Trump-endorsed” branding

𝕏 launches “𝕏 Numbers,” allowing users to share a private code that lets others message or call them directly through 𝕏 Chat.

Trump vows to use America’s “unmatched military might” against cartels in the Western Hemisphere.

Trump reportedly invited Mamdani to the White House after yesterday’s meeting, telling him, “I’ll look after you, you look after the New Yorkers.” — NYP

Trump meets with Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi in New York, declares she is destined to “go down as one of the great Prime Ministers.”

Apple is reportedly developing a screenless health & fitness tracker aimed at rivaling Whoop, with a potential launch as early as 2028.

Content creator Bonnie Blue auctions off the naming rights to her unborn baby, with “$SOLANA” reportedly leading the bidding at $30,000.

Ella Langley’s “Choosin’ Texas” officially becomes the longest-running No. 1 single in U.S. chart history, spending 23 weeks atop the Billboard chart.

OpenAI warns recursive self-improvement could accelerate “beyond our collective ability to understand progress, assess risks, and maintain meaningful human oversight.”

Anthropic unveils Claude Opus 5.5, just days after CEO Dario Amodei called for “pacing the frontier” of AI development.

Trump calls on every ICC member state to withdraw from the court “immediately.”

Grok Bot officially launches in Tesla vehicles, allowing drivers to use voice commands to order products, manage email, calendars, finances, & other tasks.

Peter Schiff declares Michael Saylor will soon be “selling at lower prices again” after Strategy bought Bitcoin back above $80,000.

Trump declares all U.S. government documents will replace AI with “SI”

Trump officially signs the new security agreement with Denmark & Greenland, paving the way for a major expansion of U.S. military presence on the island.

Abdul El-Sayed surges in Michigan’s Senate election odds, as he runs on abolishing ICE & Medicare for All. 72% chance.

White House antifraud task force moves to purge 760,000 Obamacare enrollments, saying many recipients are ineligible or don’t exist.

Trump declares drug cartels are "the ISIS of the Western Hemisphere."

Pentagon expands use of Palantir’s Maven AI system to help vet military targets, adding new safeguards to reduce civilian harm. — Bloomberg

Converse pulls an ad & apologizes after critics said its imagery evoked Ku Klux Klan robes.

President Trump declares at the UN General Assembly that Artificial Intelligence is now officially known as "Super Intelligence."