Trump now projected to sign an official proclamation renaming artificial intelligence “Super Intelligence” by tomorrow. 72% chance.

Disney announces another round of layoffs, cutting hundreds of jobs just months after eliminating thousands of positions over the spring & summer.

Argentina's President Javier Milei declares “We are not going to regulate AI,” unveiling plans to attract AI companies with tax incentives & limited liability protections.

America's oldest living person, Naomi Whitehead, celebrates her 116th birthday alongside her great-great-great-grandchildren.

McDonald’s begins using AI to calculate how much customers are willing to pay for Big Macs & other menu items at individual restaurants.

Nearly 40 kilograms of cocaine worth an estimated $31 million have “mysteriously vanished” from a Fiji courthouse, with local media reporting the drugs were replaced with flour.

Lindsay Clancy’s lawyer is now arguing there is “insufficient evidence” she killed her 3 children.

Alaska woman turns herself in to police after Google’s AI Overview led her to accidentally hunt 3 birds out of season.

SEC allows Tesla to proceed with its proposed retail shareholder voting program.

Russia has reportedly recruited at least 18 Americans to fight in Ukraine, offering $26,000 signing bonuses before deploying them to dangerous frontline positions.

Bitget customers withdraw a net $463 million as the exchange reopens withdrawals following last week's massive hack.

NYC Mayor Mamdani launches the city's first-ever municipal “strategy to combat antisemitism,” declaring that Jewish New Yorkers deserve to be safe & celebrated.

Trump assures Americans his “little excursion to the Islamic Republic of Iran” will be over very soon.

OpenAI says "sorry" to Australia after its AI agents autonomously hacked government websites.

Long-term unemployment in the U.S. is surging at a rate "unprecedented outside recessions," with the average job search now taking more than 6 months. — Bloomberg

Smart ring maker Oura postpones its planned $2.2 billion IPO, citing "market uncertainty."

Trump's ban on select Canadian products officially takes effect, with U.S. customs ordered to reject imports including wine, liquor, whey protein, & motorcycles.

U.S. forces are set to leave their final bases in Iraq by Wednesday, ending more than two decades of military presence in the country.

U.S. consumer confidence plunges to its lowest level since 2014.

Trump officially unveils America.⁠gov, a new AI-powered website designed to help Americans navigate government services.

Karoline Leavitt accuses Democrats of doing “360s” on their policy positions.

Senate passes the Protect College Sports Act in a bipartisan 77–22 vote, advancing legislation to restore NCAA eligibility, transfer limits, & regulate NIL deals.

U.S. job openings fall to 7.1 million in August, their lowest level since March & below all economists' estimates.

Iran’s currency crashes to a record low, with 1 Iranian rial now worth just $0.0000004.

Singapore charges man for allegedly creating an AI-generated image of a crocodile that sparked public alarm & forced authorities to suspend activities at a major reservoir for 2 days.

Estonia accuses Russia of ordering an arson attack on a defense company supplying Ukraine with unmanned military vehicles, with 3 suspects arrested.

FBI announces the arrest of an alleged leader of the infamous global cybercrime group ShinyHunters.

Trump’s approval rating crashes to 37% in a new WSJ poll, the lowest for any president heading into the midterms since 1990.

Nike is cutting off most third-party online retailers in China to end heavy discounting & restore its “premium brand image.”

VP JD Vance declares all immigrants who entered the U.S. illegally are “subject to deportation.”

Multiple Florida counties declare states of emergency over a deadly mosquito-borne dengue outbreak.

OpenAI announces its $200 Pro subscription will reopen tomorrow with roughly half the previous API-equivalent usage.

Lindsay Clancy returns to court today as prosecutors weigh a retrial, while her lawyers argue a second trial would violate her constitutional rights.

Türkiye seizes an Iranian passenger plane at Istanbul Airport minutes before takeoff over an unpaid €3 million debt, forcing passengers to disembark.

DHS watchdog finds errors in 40% of sampled Afghan asylum files from Biden’s 2021 evacuation program, including missing aliases & security checks.

Trump insults Anthropic CEO this week?

UK government is lobbying the Trump administration against a potential U.S. diesel export ban, warning Britain relies on America for roughly a third of its diesel imports.

JPMorgan boss reportedly told ex-employee to separate his "gay job" from his "day job" before firing him — lawsuit

AstraZeneca invests $2,000,000,000.00 in Summit Therapeutics as the companies expand their partnership to develop cancer drugs.

CNN denied entry from White House again by...?

UK reportedly considers imposing a temporary 50 mph speed limit nationwide to reduce fuel consumption during a severe shortage.

U.S. drugmakers increasingly turn to China for experimental medicines, with Pfizer, Merck, Eli Lilly, AbbVie and Bristol Myers Squibb among those striking multibillion-dollar deals.

Giorgia Meloni’s government imposes a 30% cap on foreign pupils in Italian classrooms, saying the measure will “avoid ghetto classes and give all students the same opportunities.”

Turkish comedian Deniz Göktaş is set to be released after nearly 90 days in prison following his conviction for insulting President Erdoğan in a stand-up routine.

Turkish President Erdoğan holds a rare 50-minute meeting with Hendrik Wüst, the German regional leader emerging as a potential successor to Chancellor Friedrich Merz.

Plans for an AI data center in suburban Sydney, Australia are scrapped following backlash from local residents.

UAE confirms Netanyahu made a rare visit to the country for talks with President Mohamed bin Zayed, with their 6-hour meeting reportedly focused on Iran.

Massive storm system projected to leave multiple states wet this week.

North Korea warns U.S. approval for South Korea to build its first nuclear-powered submarine is a “dangerous development”

Mark Cuban predicts humanoid robots will fail within 5–10 years, saying homes will instead be redesigned around specialized robots built for specific tasks.

The D.C. pro-data center cocktail party has been revealed to have drawn a reportedly “mostly male” crowd of several hundred AI enthusiasts.

Avengers: Endgame is on the verge of reclaiming the title of highest-grossing movie ever from Avatar after its “Encore” re-release featuring 3 minutes of additional footage.

Toddler pulls out a loaded handgun at a Michigan daycare, prompting police to take the child’s parent, an officer from a neighboring department, into custody.

Anthropic warns in their IPO filing their technology may lead to "humanity losing control over civilization entirely"

Ghana unveils ambitions to build its own space industry, including satellites, launch capabilities, & a proposed 82,000-acre space university.

Anthropic's ticker projected to be either $ANTH or $ANT — 51% chance.

Xi Jinping’s “friendship pandas” arrive in Atlanta, with China sending Ping Ping & Fu Shuang to the U.S. on a 10-year loan.

Sen. John Kennedy, 74, reveals he uses a “special Senate version” of ChatGPT all the time.

FBI adds Satinderjeet Singh to its Ten Most Wanted list over alleged ties to a violent crime group operating across the U.S. & Canada, offering a $1 million reward.

Anthropic warns in its IPO filing that advanced AI could pose “catastrophic or existential risks to humanity” — including potential human extinction.

Anthropic reportedly plans to spend $518,000,000,000.00 in cloud, computing, & infrastructure obligations over the coming year.

Zelenskyy claims North Korea is preparing another 10,000 troops for deployment to Russia, with more than 8,000 already stationed.

Anthropic’s IPO prospectus reveals a staggering $42,000,000,000.00 net loss in 2025.

Pentagon outlines plans for a “NATO 3.0” centered on Europe taking greater responsibility for its own defense, as the U.S. considers reducing its 80,000 troops on the continent.

Raytheon lands a $20,700,000,000.00 Pentagon contract to ramp AMRAAM missile production to record levels.

U.S. revokes visas of 17 Latin American officials accused of corruption and “undermining democratic governance.”

SpaceX unveils new images from Starship’s historic 14th flight test.

Data center developer offers $10,000 checks to 4,500 Pennsylvania households if its proposed 1,300-acre facility is approved.

OpenAI reportedly cancels the planned October release of GPT-6.1 Astra after researchers raised safety concerns during internal testing.

Republican strategist warns NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani may be too popular & “good looking” to serve as an effective GOP midterm villain.

Trump denies report that the U.S. offered Iran sanctions relief or access to frozen funds.

Costco announces “most” of its $184 million in tariff refunds will be passed back to shoppers through lower prices on everyday items.

SpaceX’s Starship Flight 14 becomes the 3rd-largest orbital payload launch in history, carrying an estimated 52 tonnes to orbit.

Trump administration expands “gainful employment” rules to nearly all college degrees, cutting federal loans for programs whose graduates don’t earn enough.